The submarine USS Bubbles glides through the midnight sea, and down in the mess hall, Captain Finn's crew deals out rounds of the ocean's silliest poker. Bring a blanket, bring a snorkel metaphorically. It's free, and it surfaces right in your browser.
Ping the SonarTap the sonar. See what swims by.
A distinguished sea captain who insists on naval tradition: tea at four, Texas Hold'em at five, panicking about seaweed at six.
A goldfish and the sub's official morale officer. Memory of approximately three seconds, which makes every Hold'em hand a thrilling new adventure.
An octopus engineer who can shuffle eight poker decks simultaneously. Uses one arm for waving. It's very polite.
"She's held together by duct tape, good cheer, and approximately forty thousand bubbles. And I love her."— Capt. Finn, about the USS Bubbles
"Wait, is it my turn? What are we playing? Oh boy, Hold'em!!"— Gil, every single round
Emotionally, absolutely. Physically, she lives in our hearts and your browser window. The Bubbles doesn't judge how you get to poker night.
ZERO doubloons. It's completely free, forever, and plays right in your browser. Captain Finn refuses to charge nice people for fun.
Good question. Please direct it to Ingrid, who gestures at a wall of duct tape every time it comes up. The answer is technically "yes".